Tuesday, November 20, 2012

2012 is almost over!!!

2012 is wrapping up and what a better way to conclude the year (the one where everything was supposed to END), then to release a couple more publications via Pegacorn Press?

Above are a couple pictures of the completed 2013 Paquita Calendar and of Those Fucking Unicorns, by Sy Wagon. I'm overjoyed to be able to print and re-release this for Sy, who is not only a complete "babely" genius, but she's also someone that is continually inspiring, both artistically and in the day to day, "real life," kind of way. 
Those Fucking Unicorns is a mini-publication that is definitely not kid friendly, or for anyone who is not sex friendly in general (lots of cocks in this). Just a little FYI for any potential unicorn lovers who just are into anything that has unicorns in it- this is XXX material, straight up.

To sum it up even further, this is what I have to say about the release of both of these projects...
"It's all about love for the ladies and a better understanding on what exactly unicorns do in their spare time to help the transition into 2013, the year where all the previous problems in the world are supposed to disappear..."

Yeah, I'm turning into a crystal loving freak-a-zoid, but that makes for better art, right?

Hoping to update this blog more than, uh, two or three times a year... hopefully...

Happy 2013!!!

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

What's been going on...

It's been hard to keep track of what's been going on, simply because there has been WAY too much happening this year. I'm in a bit of a backlog of posting things and now that it's feeling like summer, I wonder when I'm going to have time to do it all. So, in kind of a random order, here's what's been going on, from the most depressing to the least...

Carl Edward Kern, III. 1942-2012
First and foremost, my dad, who had been terminally ill, passed away on April 25th.  I was en-route to see him, but he passed peacefully in his sleep, before I even got on my first plane in New York. Airports are never fun places to deal with anything, but turning on your cell phone as you land (for a layover) and finding out that someone died, just plain sucks. There's nothing like balling your eyes out and hoping that TSA won't mess with you because someone has reported, "a young woman suspiciously crying." Ok, I wasn't really worried about that, but let's just say that no matter how you hear about it, death is just so hard, even when you think that you're prepared for it. I never imagined the sense of sorrow that I'd feel and how difficult it would be to not be able to talk with my dad anymore. It's only been a little over a month and I feel like I've barely scratched the surface of how much I'm going to miss him, particularly because he was such a completely unique individual. He had friends from all walks of life and his generosity was felt by many in his 70 years. A true, "one of a kind," he will be terribly missed by many. If you're into such things, you can read his obituary here: http://carlkernmemorial.blogspot.com/
In the tradition of his wild styles, instead of a funeral (since he had donated his body to science), he wanted us to have a "Thunder Run," and a party at the Black Cloud Saloon at Thunder Gulch, a biker camp that he really liked. So, on May 20th, about 20 cars and 6-7 motorcycles gathered at high noon to parade to the Gulch and it was really, really sweet. I followed his wife Joan who was driving "Big Red," in my dad's "Rat Rod," which has a keg for a gas tank in the bed of the truck. I'm not one for cars per se, but driving that truck around helped develop a new appreciation for classic cars. I'm sure that my dad got a kick out of all of us making loud noise and throwing back a couple beers in his name. 
The "Rat Rod," and "Big Red," at the Flagler Beach Justice Center.
Flowers from John Boehner, no joke. My dad's twin is friends with him and he had them sent them to the memorial party. Craziness, but it was still a nice display of flowers to have at the Gulch.
 My dad passed away two days before Becca, my little sister, graduated college. While it's been super hard for her to concentrate with everything going on with my dad's health, she did it! I'm super proud of her and know that my dad was too. She's hoping to get into the Peace Corps by next year, as she wants to follow in his footsteps. He did re-forestation work in Chile with them in the early 1960's, and while it was a significant part of his young adulthood, it also helped him become bilingual. Keep your fingers crossed for her and in the meantime, congratulations Becca!
No more school, little sis! Hooray!

In non-family news, one thing that I've been the most excited about is the fact that I got to have a couple things in Sandor Katz's new book The Art of Fermentation. Some small drawings of bacteria I made for him (specifically for the book!), were used as border illustrations on the cover and throughout the inside. My ROGUSZYS print was also included in the full color photo/art section and that just about made me cry. The book is SO GOOD. If you're into fermenting, or just into making food in general, this new epic adventure into all things delicious must be added to your personal library. At close to 500 pages, it's an incredible odyssey into a delightful and delectable world.
 Sandy is one of my top ten most inspiring people I've ever met, easily. About five years ago, I sent him a package of art, in the hopes that he might want to trade for a copy of his last book, Wild Fermentation. I had been dealing with recurrent MRSA staph infections and his book played a large part in helping me become more healthy by balancing my body through foods, particularly fermented ones. Soon after writing him, a package showed up with an autographed copy and our pen pal relationship began. 
It was only last year that while in Tennessee visiting Caeleb (coincidentally, my good friend and his assistant) that he had us over for dinner. He treated us to many insanely great fermented goodies, including LARDO! (I still dream about that- it was soooooo yummy!) His garden, complete with gigantic amaranth, inspired me to grow some of my own this year, so every time I see my amaranth seedlings, I think of Sandy and how much I love him. A true gem, a wizard of fermentation! 
Bacteria border in The Art of Fermentation.
ROGUSZYS print in top right. Copies will be available again soon via my Etsy store.
 T-shirt design for  The City Reliquary's 8th Annual Bicycle Fetish Day.
When Bill Scanga asked in regards to a possible t-shirt design for the 8th Annual Bicycle Festish Day, "Does Womanimal ride a bike?" I laughed out loud. Of course, Bill! I love the Reliquary and after they've hosted Pegacorn Press release events for several years now, it only made sense to help them out with a drawing. 
If you haven't been to the Reliquary, I strongly, strongly recommend checking it out at least once- you will not be disappointed!
Bicycle Fetish day was great fun and everyone brought out their crazy awesome bikes. In particular, Chloe's new touring tall bike (made by Greg, with a lot of help from Johnny Coast) is amazing and a real treat to look at. Chloe and Greg are about to ride TWO of these bikes all the way to Minneapolis, so if you see them on the way there, give them some high fives, as well as some snacks and water- I'm sure that they are going to need 'em.
Tall touring bike- made in Brooklyn! Unfortunately, the cute, non-water-proof suitcase is not being used for the trip.
Posters printed for the lovely Erin Markey, who was on this year's Sister Spit tour with Brontez.
Oh man, this lady is super funny and if you haven't seen her perform yet, you really need to. It was a real pleasure to get to live with her for a couple weeks this spring, before I moved into a new place. This lady can make you laugh, HARD.
(P.S. If you haven't checked out Brontez's (FAG SCHOOL #4), you most certainly should. It will blow your mind, over and over!)

Erik and I installing the new girls- April 2012
 Bees, bees, bees. It's that time of year again and since my last colony died in December, it was time to get another one in April. Unfortunately, wax moths got to my stored boxes, so I had to cut out all my comb and start all over again with foundation. It was the second time that I had cleaned up wax moth mess in less than six months and it's just plain gross, even for a veteran dumpster diving, trash picking, composting lady like myself. Only positive thing you can do with the wax moth grubs is feed them to your chickens!
The new hive is doing well, despite finding a queen supersedure cell last week. In a hive inspection a couple days later, we saw a queen, though I'm not sure if it was my original queen, or the new virgin queen. This is where I love the internet and the fact that I can just read about the topic to a new level of confusion.  The possibilities of what the hell is going on in my hive!? For all you beekeepers out there who are wondering if there were recently laid eggs and new larva in the cells... yes, there were. So in a week or so, I'll check again and see if there's interruption in the brood pattern and if we can't diagnose what exactly is going on in those brood boxes. The mystery continues until then...

 Whoa, this is an epic post- apologies for the length. Before I forget though, on June 16-17th, I'll be in Chicago for CAKE (Chicago Alternative Comics Expo) and was asked to be a part of the panel discussion, "Start Your Own Micropress." COME BY!!! Mike Taylor and I will be tabling together and it's bound to be super fun...
Photos of some of the tabling/events so far this year:
Cristy Road and I at the Feminist Zine Fest in February.

Whoa- Gabe really made the Pegacorn Press rack for Al Burian's reading at Desert Island in April.

Pegacorn Press at the Brooklyn Zine Fest. Photo by Jon Nally.

"Remembering the Taste," Essential Hues show at Wayfarer's in Brooklyn.
Detail of, "Remembering the Taste."
 Til next time.....
Caroline Paquita

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Essential Hues closing hangout, tmrw! 5/13

Last chance to see the Essential Hues group show featuring new artwork by Caroline Paquita, Adee Roberson, Sam Lopes, Caitlin Rose and Anna Luisa Petrisko.

Come chill with us from 3-6pm and enjoy the artwork or perhaps take a piece home with you? Many of the pieces are sliding scale & affordable.

1109 Dekalb Ave, Brooklyn

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Free reading this Saturday------>>>

"What We Do Is Secret" 
Free Reading May 5th, 2012, 4-6 p.m. 
at the Essential Hues show at Wayfarer's Studio
Readers: Kat Case, Terry Clifton, Brontez Purnell, Cristy C. Road, Max Steele, Jessica Strang, Joseph Whitt
Where: Wayfarer's Studio, 1109 DeKalb @ Broadway, Brooklyn (J train to Kosciuszko or M train to Central) 

When: Saturday, May 5, 2012 4-6 p.m, SHARP. Not punk time. Get here on time, enjoy a cocktail, and don't miss any of our fabulous readers. 

Why: A collaboration with our friends, who are showing in Essential Hues, a collaborative group show featuring the work of Adee Roberson, Anna Luisa Petrisko, Caitlin Sweet, Caroline Paquita, and Sam Lopes. The exhibit includes paintings, works on paper, sculpture, textile art, video, and more. The show will be up until May 13th, 2012.

Kat Case is the English Department Coordinator and Creative Writing instructor at a public high school in Brooklyn. She lives a secret life as a trashy fiction writer on the streets of Lower East Side of Manhattan. She just returned to writing a monthly column for Maximum Rock'n'Roll magazine, resuming her role as the wildass feminist columnist after a 5-year hiatus. She is the editor of the duct-tape-bound fiction zine Snapshots which she's published sporadically over the past 10+ years. She holds an MFA in Fiction from New College of CA and an MA in Education from CUNY. She is currently trying to find time to finish a novel about a Beat woman artist who stored her dirty underwear in her unplugged freezer.

Terry Clifton is a project from the Projects, from the Ghettoest Ghetto of the Ghettos: Brownsville, Brooklyn. Neva Ran Neva Will. Led by her ancestral roots and her spirit, she is the great-granddaughter of a Southern Hoo Doo Priestess with a magic of her own. Destined to give back and get back what was taken back, she is the founder of the nonprofit organization, Sports Against Violence Through Education, and she holds a Bachelor's degree in Urban Science Education. A lead teacher at a public high school, she was awarded the 2011 Award for Classroom Excellence by NYC Public Schools Chancellor Walcott. Nothing concerns her more than building a bridge to close the academic Achievement Gap.

Brontez Purnell was just voted one of the Out 100. Who reads Out? Gay yuppies like the ones he used to serve burgers and blowjobs to at three a.m. at a diner in the Castro. An Alabama native, Brontez "escaped" to earn his "fortune" in the yuppie provincial town of San Francisco. Since, he's shot music videos and thrown bitter one-liners on the streets of the Bay where he rules every scene and fits in nowhere. Brontez does it all. He is a writer (Maximum Rock'n'Roll columnist, FAG SCHOOL fanzine editor, Sister Spit 2012 tour Featured Reader, Radar Writer's Retreat 2012 Fellow), musician (Younger Lovers, ex-Gravy Train!!!), and dancer (Brontez Purnell Dance Company lead choreographer). He's currently finishing his debut novel Johnny, Would You Love Me if My Dick Were Bigger?

Cristy C. Road is a 29-year-old, Brooklyn-based Cuban-American illustrator and writer who’s been contributing to queer arts, punk, writing, and activism communities since 1996. In all her creative endeavors, she blends the inevitable existence of social principles, sexual identity, and mental inadequacies to testify to the beauty of the imperfect. Road published a zine, Greenzine, for ten years, and has released three books: Indestructible, Distance Makes the Heart Grow Sick, and Bad Habits. She’s currently collaborating on a Tarot Card deck with the award-winning author, Michelle Tea; writing a graphic memoir entitled Spit and Passion, and playing in her band, The Homewreckers.

Max Steele is a performer and writer. He has presented work at the New Museum, Deitch Projects, Dixon Place, Envoy Enterprises, PPOW Gallery, and the Queens Museum of Art. In addition to writing the psychedelic porno poetry zine Scorcher, his writing has been featured in Dossier Journal, Spank, Philadelphia's Institute of Contemporary Art, East Village Boys and Birdsong.

Jessica Strang was born in Alabama, and makes a meager living writing on the Internet under various pseudonyms. When she's not too burnt out, she also writes fiction. She's a past recipient of the Florida Suncoast Writers' Fiction Award, and her work has most recently appeared in her computer's hard drive in a folder labeled "Stuff."

Joseph Whitt is a Brooklyn-based artist, writer and independent curator. His work has been featured in exhibitions and events at various venues (CRG Gallery, Deitch Projects, PPOW, Envoy Enterprises, Starr Space) and his writing has appeared in numerous publications (Art Papers, ArtUS, K48, Useless Magazine). He is currently working on a book titled T.M.I.

Monday, April 23, 2012


I'll be honest: late winter/early spring has been ROUGH and I've just been trying to ride this crazy-wave, without being completely sucked into the insanity.  My pops, who has been seriously ill for many years now, is entering the final stages of his life- as one can expect, it's been a sad and hard process. I've gotten a lot of quality time in with him and am making peace/trying to accept the inevitable, but honestly, there's definitely been those moments where I've thought I might crumble. My poor dad- he's seriously gone through some hard-ass-shit! Even in the worst times though, this man can rally and to this day, he continues to inspire me with his dedication to life, humanity, and to always seeking/exploring/desiring more knowledge, even despite his failing health. An old badass, he is, without a fucking doubt.

That being said, there's nothing like a little work, particularly creative work, to keep you on point. Keep you fresh, inspired, still seeking the light, even when you feel like a gigantic POS. Working with Al and Brontez these past few months have helped to keep me going, kept my brain sharp, and they both deserve big props for being so extremely patient and understanding of all that's been going on. I've had to skip town for family emergencies and then both of my Risographs broke. Printing was delayed, emergency packages sent out with photocopied versions of the publications, endless printing sessions, collating parties with Al... I was feeling this past Mercury in retrograde. It's been a wildly frustrating time, particularly because I've just wanted these publications to exist in a tangible format and every obstacle has popped up. BUT! We're over the hump now, everything is printed and ready to be out in the world, so... many thanks to them, as well as my friends, sweet partner, and family, for helping me through such difficult times and for being so supportive. 

On that note, that I present these new Pegacorn Press releases, FAG SCHOOL #4, and Burn Collector #16, both of which I'm super excited about. 

Stay safe, get outside and enjoy the weather, and don't forget be good to one another-
Caroline Paquita

P.S. As usual, there's always projects in the works. If all goes as scheduled, expect for The Lesbian Lexicon, Womanimalistic #3, and the 2012 Paquita Calendar to be released in the fall. In the interim, you can find me in Chicago for CAKE in June- with MIKE TAYLOR!!!


Brontez is back with this new split zine- with himself! On tour with Sister Spit, he’s blowing minds across the nation with his awesome styles, calling it as he sees it, making you laugh, cry, and everything in between.

One side, “Johnny Would You Love Me If My Dick Were Bigger?” is all new fiction and the flipside, “Join the Professionals,” is all interviews with such badasses as: Daniel Nicoletta, Kenyon Farrow, Michelle Tea, Javier Perez, Josh Cheon, Suppositori “Spaz” Spelling, Robert Yang AKA “Robot Hustle,” Justin Torres, Chris Owens, Tobi Vail, Juan Velasquez, and Stevie Shakes.

“Fag School is in session and I suggest you try to handle the full course load. This zine is fucking brilliant and amazing - always has been, and I think it might always will be.”-E. Fake

52 pages
7" x 8.5"
Blue and fluorescent pink ink
Saddle stitched

Currently, you can purchase it via Etsy, HERE

Frank J. Miles did this great interview with Brontez in January 2012:

"Most just live what they see. They experience it all, or not, but they dare not say it, and they remain out-of-sync. In his performances, multi-hyphenate artist Brontez Purnell sees things that rarely anyone identifies. And when he says it, the audience is left breathless, shocked by mirrors of recognition and familiarity.Purnell produced his first zine, “Schlepp Fanzine,” from his childhood home in Alabama. Since then, he moved to Tennessee and then to California to bring his original voice to music, dance, and the written word. In Oakland, he produced his next zine, Fag School, filled with filth, awe, and wonder. Because of his magnetic presence and lurid but honest portrayals of punk rock-infused queer life, Purnell has become somewhat of a star on the literary-reading circuit. His writing has appeared in Maximum Rock’N’Roll, the online edition of Jigsaw, and Mary: Literary. He also can be seen bringing his combination of truth-telling and heart to his punk rock band, The Younger Lovers.Purnell is not queercore – he is Brontez. Through all of his evolving art, he is in the world as himself. All of his art is unflinching and candid about the unspoken known: “Did he just say that?” – yes, he did, and he meant it, unselfconsciously, and he said it with a sweet touch and a relaxed empathy."

You can read the whole interview at:

Michelle Tea did this interview with him, before they set out for the SISTER SPIT 2012 tour:


Burn Collector #16 (April 2012) is sub-titled “Music and Mania,” and examines the intersection between creativity and losing your marbles. Street musicians, arena rock, classical vs. computers, Little Richard vs. Elvis, and a wide variety of other topics are discussed as Burian contends that “the modern musician is essentially a maniac, living on a delusional dream, whose basic project– putting forth a unique voice into the general din and calamity of the oversaturated information age– has so little chance of success as to make it an act of ultimate, incredible optimism.” The zine contains comics, essays, reviews, and interviews with musician Tim Remis and radical mental health activist Sascha DuBrul.

Al Burian is the author of the long-running personal zine Burn Collector. His work has garnered praise from such legitimate institutions as the Utne Reader and McSweeneys Best Nonrequired Reading. Beginning in the mid-nineties, Burian has distributed his work through the tight-knit network of the DIY punk music/art scene. He has published 16 issues of the zine, two anthologies, and a book of comics. He has been doing reading/speaking performances since the year 2000.

40 pages
5.5” x 8.5”
Blue, fluorescent pink, and raisin colored ink
Saddle stitched, with ROUNDED CORNERS!!!!

Currently, you can purchase it via Etsy, HERE

Author bio:
Born 1971 in New Hampshire (state motto: “live free or die”); grew up in North Carolina (state motto: “to be and not to seem”); was an iconoclastic character at an early age. In his early twenties he began touring incessantly with bands, simultaneously producing small-run photocopied pamphlets (“zines”). He has published two collections of his zine output, Burn Collector (2000) and Natural Disaster (2007), as well as a book of comics, Things Are Meaning Less (2003). He lives in Berlin.

For Al's most current rants and raves: 

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Brooklyn weekend explosion

Lot's going on this weekend here in Brooklyn! You can find me at these fine events, two of which I'm actively participating in:

 Adee Roberson, Anna Luisa, Caitlin Sweet, Sam Lopes and myself. Opening is on FRIDAY THE 13th, 7-10pm, at Wayfarers Gallery (1109 Dekalb, by Broadway). 
Official after party will be the JUDY PARTY! Come feel the magic of a bunch of totally tripped out babes and be surrounded in a room bursting with color.

Saturday, 8-11pm. Pegacorn Press released both of their latest issues and it's time to sit back and see these awesome freaks do their thing.

 Come by Public Assembly between 11-6pm and check out all the zine madness. Pegacorn Press will be there in full force with Al Burian at the table as well.

(Also, hot of the press: FAG SCHOOL #4 (by Brontez from The Younger Lovers and Gravy Train!!!) is finally done and available! So gooooooddddddd!!!)

Here's to Spring!!!

Thursday, February 23, 2012

This Saturday:

I'll be tabling at this great event- stop by if you're in Brooklyn!

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

This Saturday in Gainesville:

Saturday, February 4th, 7-10PM
Sequential Artists Workshop
17 SE 5th Ave 
(At Main St, behind the CMC & the Citizens Co-op)